lunchtrae:

ME

penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

lunablivion:

Can anyone else not wait until Fall so they can return to dressing in clothes that they actually like?

My mom says this!
Rae Sremmurd No Flex Zone
Rae Sremmurd
No Flex Zone

They Know Better!

Girl have three types of panties:

loubs-chanel-versace:

  • I’m tryna fuck panties
  • I’m chillen’ panties
  • Period panties

everets:

*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.

life-is-short143:

sexhaver:

tumblr mobile

I’m on tumblr mobile and the picture is blank so I’m guessing it has something to do with irony
michaxl:

ok but why does the glass fill when he drinks

psyducker:

psyducker:

how do gay guys feel when they get oddly turned on by a woman?

sexually frustraighted

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